Obscene_CNN's
2002 Fall Fashion Tips for the DC Areas
By CNN_Obscene
1. Large baggy coats that obscure the outline of the body are in.
Preferably of a dark color. The large baggy coat should hang down
from the shoulders and drape down well passed the waist. This helps
obscure the outline of your body and make gunsights blend in with
your coat making it harder to aim. Of course it is essential to
know how to wear this garment. The coat should not be buttoned or
cinched around the waist, but worn open and swinging free. Wearing
the collar up is also a plus. Trench coats are in!
2. Color coordination is a must! Its best to have your outfit match
your large baggy coat. This way the sniper can't distinguish between
you coat and you. If you want to express contrast wear high water
pants and bright socks and shoes (feet and ankles are not vital
organs ).
3. Large brimmed and tall hats are also hip as it obscures your
head as a large coat rarely covers this. Ladies and pimps, large
feathers also add confusion and distraction to the sniper, plus
they look nice.
Remember these fashion tips can keep you hip and alive!
CNN_Obscene
October 23, 2002
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