How
to Kill Your Girlfriend's Cat
by Dr. Robert Daphne The fact is, you've fallen in love. Now only one problem threatens
your bliss. You ignored it at first, but that phase is over. You can't
stand it anymore. Your girlfriend has a cat ..."
Replete with illustrations, this book lists dozens of great ways
to rid yourself of the pesky feline that stands between you and
your girl. From "Catsorcism" to "Return the Cat to
Its Homeland (Catmandu)" to "Take a Taxi to the Dentist?
I Thought You Said Taxidermist!"...
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